I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
