If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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