Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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