on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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