Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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