her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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