even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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