Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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