There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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