I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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