hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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