would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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