O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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