..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
so let's talk penis.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
