I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Randomize
