I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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