It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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