I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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