I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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