You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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