what if I'm pregnant?
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i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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