margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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