so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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