Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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