In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
