it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
This baby is an asshole
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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