dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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