i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
