why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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