I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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