dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Randomize
