I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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