"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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