Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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