theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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