I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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