oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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