Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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