Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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