What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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