I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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