wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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