Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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