just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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