belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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