just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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