Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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