Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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