you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
lol hangovers are for mortals.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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