Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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